This photo was inspired on my trip to Europe. I started telling other Americans about how I had guns, which seemed kind of out of the ordinary outside of the South. Then when they started asking questions, they started finding out that I had a lot more than just simple hand guns. I think a lot of people thought I started making stuff up because it began to sound so ludicrous. Here I am dressed in government issue CIA gear. In my right hand, you'll find an impact grenade. In my left, a torpedo. Allegedly, they're both duds. January 2001.

Oh, and if you want to know where I got it from, check out my mom.